| Mommy just informed us that we are to have a play date with another pug, named Bently, sometime soon. He's a black pug. I don't think I've ever seen a black pug before.
I wonder if I can sniff his butt?
Mommy says that he's only 3 and very hyper! Lily and I will be 7 this July. I can't believe how old we are getting. I wonder if Mommy will allow me to dye my hair -- I can't take all this grey!
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| Mommy has been having lots of friends over lately and we love it because we get to have so much love! While mommy's new roommate, uncle ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) tuancerao, is great because he's home when she isn't and walks us in the damned snow -- we love it when she has people over.
And can I just add that it's inpugmane to have mommy and uncle kevin walk us in the damn snow? Don't they understand that the snow drifts are as tall as we are! I have showdowns with mommy (and uncle kevin) when they take us outside because I hate doing my bidness in the snow and even though mommy and uncle kevin have cleared off patches to get the grass, I still have to freeze my butt off when I squat! Sometimes I show her by pooping in her closet! She thinks it's Lily but it's really me. But don't tell her that.
Last night she had friends over and they all camped out in the living room -- but didn't let us sleep with them. Pugsley and Lily whored it up with Uncle Gil while I stayed close to mommy. I do love Uncle Gil the best because he always brings alcohol! Yum!
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| Mommy went to Rome and left us with uncle tuancerao. She was gone for nearly two weeks! And now she's home! yay!
But the bitch still didn't bring us anything.
I think we'll go pee on her bed or something. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| JULY 15th WAS OUR BIRTHDAY!
LILY AND I TURNED 5!
AND MOMMY FORGOT!
We'll have to go pee somewhere, the mean pug mommy. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Mommy gave us a bath on Friday and well, we didn't like it. You wouldn't like it either if someone slapped vaseline on your rectum and shoved a gloved finger up your ass. I showed Mommy though as I scratched the hell out of her arm. We also hate getting our ears cleaned and our teeth brushed. Good thing Mommy didn't try to clip our nails or else there would have been hell to pay!
We've been pretty lazy this summer, as dogs of leisure. We are watching kaligurl while her momma and daddy are out of town, and well, she leaves us alone and we leave her alone. We love kaligurl but she is not very social. We don't know what's up with that!
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| Mommy had her friend over to study, who also smokes! Woohoo! It was awesome. I sat in my chair between them but then stupid Lily (I HATE HER!) had to get in on the show!
The bitch is nearly pushing me off! Why does she always do that! I rue the day mommy bought her home for me to play with. And the bitch still pees on the carpets! She thinks mommy doesn't know, but she does! She also knows about Lily's secret poop places, like Lily is so smart. Whatever.
Mommy had stuff on MY chair tonight, so I couldn't sit next to her, so I jumped up on the table and decided to shed all over mommy's beloved Coach purse. That'll show her!
There is evil rumours that mommy is giving us a bath in a few days so we can smell pretty for her big party on Saturday. I hate bath time! Okay, really, it's not so bad. Except when mommy tries to brush my teeth (I always snarl at her but she knows I'm only kidding). Then she sticks her finger up our butts and I hate THAT! Not as bad as getting my nails trimmed, mommy has learned, OH YES SHE HAS! She has a six inch scar on her left leg from the last time she tried doing that. Hate the bath time, hates it! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Mommy hasn't been spending much time with us lately, but, that's okay! She took us to msbrewski's birthday party last weekend where we got lots of love! We also tried to play with kaligurl, but she was mad because we were invading her space. I don't know what her problem is! Everytime she comes over we play with her and when she goes outside, Pugsley goes and sings to her by the window. Wish she would just chill out!
The best part of the party was that when Mommy would go and have a smoke, I got to sit on her lap. I love cigarettes and alcohol! Mommy has pictures of me drinking from a beer bottle when I was a puppy, which she finds funny. kaligurl's mommy's fiance blew "special" smoke in my ear, which I loved!
Anyway, mommy is spending lots of time studying for finals, and she's at her desk all the time so I decided that I was going to have to get in on the action, because when mommy smokes, I have to be near her. I climbed up on the dining room table to be closer to mommy and she got mad when I started stepping all her laptop!
Mommy would then put me back on the floor but then I started whining so much, she put a chair right next to her so I could sit by her while she works.
Mommy's schedule has been so weird lately that she let us sleep with her one night because we were caged up for most of the day. I don't mind being in the cage,but I love sleeping with mommy! I get to climb up on the pillows and sleep on mommy's head. Our daddy, sadtdow used to think it was funny when he would find me perched on mommy's head in the morning! But once Lily and Pugsley came to live with us, mommy put us in a cage everynight.
Mommy has been taken us out for our constitionals three times a day, which I hate because I'm allergic to grass so I sneeze all the time when I'm outside. Lily, the sly fucker she is, keeps peeing on the carpet in the living room even though we go out all the time. I don't know why she does it. I don't like Lily that much. I don't see why mommy had to bring home a sister for me, I was just fine by myself! Pugsley is okay. Lily and I try to hump him all the time to show who is the alpha dog, but I win everytime! Lily and Pugsley leave me alone, which is okay by me because then I get to go hang out with mommy more, which they don't like to do. They are weird dogs. | | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment |
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